Posted by Zak Wojnar On May - 18 - 2013 1 Comment

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Our favorite Gay Fish is back, and he’s bitching about SNL.

The diva/self-proclaimed voice of his generation spoke at the Adult Swim upfronts (for some reason) and went on a rant about how much of a humorless jerk he is. I hear he loves the smell of his own farts. Just sayin’.

Tonight, the 18th of May, is the season finale of Saturday Night Live, hosted by a real star, Ben Affleck, and Kanye will be the musical guest. Regarding this, Kanye said, “I ain’t no motherfu*kng celebrity. … Hell nah I ain’t doing no motherfu*king SNL skits, this my goddamn life. This ain’t no motherfu*king joke.” Apparently, he has yet to realize that he is, in fact, a joke.

Further, the annoying shrew, according to Perez Hilton, has refused to perform on the late-night show if any of the sketches make fun at his bimbo girlfriend/baby mama, Kim Kardashian. Regarding appearing in any sketches himself, the self-proclaimed “abomination of Obama’s nation” (even though nobody ever, EVER, called him that) said that the prospect of humanizing himself by poking fun at his easily-poke-able life did not appeal to him: “I ain’t here to apologize to no motherfu*kers man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At what point did I become unhuman where I had to turn myself back? Or maybe I was demonized. Or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that kind of situation.”

Yeah, Kanye is the victim, and he uses the word “unhuman.” If he’s the voice of a generation, it’s a generation of people who failed English class.

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